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Legal Disclaimers

The legal department has prepared the following disclaimers. Aforesaid dis-
claimers apply to all pages in this web space at all times. Please refer to
each disclaimer's number in all legal correspondence.

Disclaimer 0

     All material in this web space Copyright © 1998 by Jesse B. Dooley

Disclaimer 1
     Neither the Department of Management Information Systems nor any of the
faculty or staff make any warranty, express or implied, or assume any legal
liability or responsibility for the accuracy and completeness of any
information retrieved from this page.

Disclaimer 2

The opinions expressed in these or other documents, images, videos or sounds
served by our Web Servers are those of the individuals involved and do not
necessarily represent the views of the University. Concerns or questions
should be directed to the authors of the articles in question.

Disclaimer 3 (The Fine Print)

These are files from Usenet and other sources which we've found especially
interesting or informative. Please do not assume we are the authors of any
files found at this site.

Neither the server maintainers nor any contributors can be held liable in any way
     for any information and/or data made available, or omitted, from information
          distributed through this server. All of the material may - or may not -
               have been checked for accuracy completeness.  All materials are/is
                    supplied "AS IS" without a warranty of quality or accuracy of
                          any kind. The complete risks as to quality and/or there
                               accuracy of the information on this server is with
                                    you. Should any such material or information,
                                         etc., prove to be inaccurate or in/a any
                                              way defective, you (and not the web
                                                   server maintainers, or any web
                                                        contributers), assume the
                                                             risks of relying ont
                                                                  such materials,
                                                                       including,
                                                                            there
                                                                               in
                                                                              any
                                                                    consequential
                                                               damages.  Under no
                                                          circumstances will  the
                                                     server  maintainers,  or any
                                                contributors  be liable  for  any
                                           damages from  your reliance  upon any-
                                      thing derived from  this server even if the
                                 server  maintainers have been  advised that such
                            defect or unsuitability exists.The server maintainers
                       and contributors disclaim all liability to you for damages
                  costs and expenses, including legal fees, and/or remember this!
            YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE OR UNDER STRICT LIABILITY, OR FOR
        BREACH OF WARRANTY ANDOR CONTRACT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO INDIRECT,
    CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE
POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.  You will indemnify and holds the server maintainers
                                      and
                                  contributors
                                harmless from all
                          liability, cost and expense,
                       including legal fees, that arise
                     directly or indirectly from any of the
                 following that you do or cause: 1.distribution
               of this information from this server, 2. Alteration,
           modification, or addition to the information from this server
         By your use of this server, you agree to hold harmless the server
            maintainers and its contributors against ANY AND ALL CLAIMS
             arising out of said use, regardless of the cause, effects,
              or fault. Some of the articles  contained herein  describe
               illegal activities, which may not be  clearly identified
                  as being illegal.  It is the  responsibility  of the
                    individual reader to verify the legality of any
                      actions described in these files. It is not
                        recommended that any of the activities
                         described herein actually be carried
                          out. These files are provided
                              FOR INFORMATION ONLY.
                                  Caveat Emptor.

Disclaimer 4

This information is provided with the understanding that it is not
guaranteed to be correct or complete and conclusions drawn from such
information are the sole responsibility of the user.


Disclaimer 5

There are no guarantees as to the accuracy, currency,
quality, or usefulness of information that is
provided here, or can be reached  by this as
a starting point in your wondering of the
World Wide Web. Furthermore, we assume
no responsibility for any loss or
damage which may be caused by
the use of this service.


Disclaimer 6

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not
included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other
warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or
heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be
too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional
listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18
years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-
serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No
postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until
the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many
suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem
right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with
the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep
cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List
was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on
file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or
consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to
perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for
private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early
withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock zone. Lost ticket pays
maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp
here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each
item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher
west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call before 3 pm to ensure prompt delivery. You must be
present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase
necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading
within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated air. Keep away
from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths
for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is
optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended
for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless
otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two
alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in
this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may
be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of
previous stub. UNIX is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle
or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. When the car stops
please step out to the left. Place Return Merchandise Authorization number
prominently on every side of the box.

This supersedes all previous notices.

Disclaimer 7

All data made available via the Eiger Edgar server and the servers connected
to the Eiger Edgar server themselves is provided "as is" without any warranty
of any kind, express or implied. Eiger and its sponsors (Disclosure, Inc.,
R.R. Donnelley, Sacks, Illustra, Fame, etc.) expressly disclaim implied
warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Further,
neither Eiger nor any of its sponsors warrant, guarantee, or make any
representations regarding the use, or the results of the use, of the data
accessed via the Eiger Edgar server in terms of accuracy, reliability,
currentness, or otherwise. The entire risk as to the results and performance
of the data and the Eiger Edgar server and any sponsors' server is assumed by
the user.
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Disclaimer 8
             
     Bitte beachten Sie, daß Ihr WWW-Client die von Ihnen gewünschten
     Informationen von entfernten Rechnern holt und die Darstellung auf
     Ihrem Bildschirm ( insbesondere von Graphiken und Bildern) einige Zeit
     in Anspruch nehmen kann. Dies hängt von der Netzlast, den beteiligten
     Computern und der Datengrösse ab.
   * Bitte vermeiden Sie Verbindungen ins Ausland, da dies erhebliche Kosten
     verursacht !
   * Die Benutzung ist nur im Rahmen der Ausbildung an der FH-Köln zulässig
   * Die FH Köln, Abt. Gummersbach stellt diese Informationen ohne Gewähr
     zusammen. Insbesondere kann keine Haftung für mittelbare oder
     unmittelbar verursachte Schäden übernommen werden.
             

Disclaimer 9
 
                 EnterNet Sweden AB är ett IT-företag som bygger
                 verksamheten på erfarenhet, entusiasm och
                 dedikation. Vi har djupa och heltäckande kunskaper i
                 både system- och nätverkslösningar.

                 Kunden i centrum
                 Vår målsättning och vårt koncept är att i ett nära
                 samarbete med kunden hitta lösningar som
                 effektiviserar och skär kostnader samt ger kunden en
                 professionell och pålitlig produkt och partner.
                 Välkomna in!

Disclaimer 10

Emplois d'été - Échanges étudiants est un projet qui met à contribution deux
programmes fédéraux existants : Placement Carrière-Été du ministère du
Développement des ressources humaines et Jeunesse Canada au travail du
ministère du Patrimoine canadien. Orénoque interactif s'est occupé de la
                                réalisation du site web.
                                (13 mai 1998)

Disclaimer 11

British English spellings checked by an American.


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